New Rule: Who ever the department who fixes roads is must have there balls lobbed off with a rusty knife!

New Rule: Who ever the department who fixes roads is must have there balls lobbed off with a rusty knife!

No seriously they must die a extremly painfull death because this is bullshit. I don’t know who these demented baby fuckers are, but they keep screwing with perfectly good roads. Seriously why do we need to do 6 years of work on a perfectly good road so we can give it a half a lane for no reason when the road behind my house still gives the kids who ride the bus on it concussions, and is it just me or does no one ever work on these roads ever. Seriously I’m there morning afternoon and night, and no one is ever working the most random ass equipment ever. I swear there must be a guy who likes to fuck up he road put in a bobcat and a cement mixer with a few orange cones and leaves forever because nothing is ever going on….

Sleep and Sun light is over rated anyways!

Fable 2 FallOut3 and soon to be Gears of War and World of Warcraft. WTF people. Seriously why the hell does everything have to come out with in the same 7 seconds at the end of my college semester.  I’ll review them but seeing as how I have only had them both for a day its gonna be a ruff one xDDDD.

First up: FALLOUT 3 First of all I was expecting more bioshock, and instead got Oblivion. Not bad, but just different. If you like Oblivion give this a shot. It plays like an RPG, but as a FPS.

Don’t bother with the 3rd person aspect its shit, and is only there so you can play dress up with your character, but after playing this beautiful game in first person, and then switching to 3rd person which basically takes a big giant shit in the middle of the screen as your character awkwardly traverses this post apocalyptic land.

This game was definitely made for the awe factor because nothing in it is really new, but it is like polishing a 99′ Toyota nothing new, but still damned pretty. All the flaws of Oblivion have made there way to this game along with a few new ones.

they tried to put in a make your character evil/good aspect, but like all games that have experamented with this it makes it interesting at first, but then it gets old. There is no reason to be good. Its harder and less cool shit happens, and there is no morally gray actions its all good and bad.

Over all this is a good game I would suggest wait till the price falls a bit and pick it up because its to long for a rent.

Now to the good stuff: So far I don’t have a single compliant about this game. Though it is a sequel it is fresh, and this is partly because it has been a while. However, if you are a hard core fan it does give you some meat to sink your fan boy teeth into.

That good/evil thing if you remember was the selling point in Fable and though it was fresh it has its problems see FALLOUT3 review. IN Fable 2 all that has been fixed. Not every single little thing that you do is good nor bad anymore nor is automatically being a bad ass mean that you will be bored because all the rules and regulations to those goody goodys don’t apply to you being good is just as fun.

There is non of that “Hey Ima gonna be a magiction oh noes Im out of power *dies* or Im gonna be archer nooo outta arrors *dies*” That is fixed and though I do tend not to like the infinite bullet thing in most games it makes it work for it much like DMC.

If I had to pick at something it would be that nothing majorly new is being added why not a different kind of weapon all together, or why not a slightly different story line, but lets face it that is just picking. I say to Fable II buy it buy it now are you still here???? GTFO NOW and don’t come back until your eyes are burned out of your head……vote for Obama


Yeah so family time YAY!

Well yeah if you have been wondering where I have been…..uh uh http://www.jmtb02.com/flash/grid16-jm.swf BAM *ninja smoke*

God I can’t wait for Gears of War 2

Okay, so I am a gears of war fan. I loved gears of war. It is probably one of my favorite games of all time, and I can’t wait for the 2nd one to come out in November it is going to be sweet. I since that some of you don’t believe me, wait thill June when I cos-play as Cole Train for A-kon our local anime convention. Then you will know I am serious!

FUCK CLOTHES

Feel that chill in the air. Yes, once again ladys and gentalmen once again winter time is coming and what does that mean time to by more shit because your a lazy college student and let all of your last seasons cloths accumulate in the bottom half your hamper and now there ruinend YAY. As a big black guy I have only one thing to say about cloths and clothing stores.

That’s right I said it. You can not tell me I am the only over weight guy in America thats bullshit I’ve been to IHOP and seen them. So there is a market for them so tell me why are the only clothing stores for over weight men seem to only sell the most shittyest dorkest merchindice for dorky weight men. Thats bullshit! Your telling me someone sat down and said “Oh I could make this jacket in a bigger size, or I could go to work on the shortsleeve belly jackets for whores”

Seriously we lost out to that? You can’t tell me that you sold more then seven of these. You can’t you can’t you can’t! Because let me tell you there is absolutely no point in the sleeveless belly jacket. “I’m cold I guess I where my jack…..FUCK….I’m hot I guess I’ll put on my sleev…….FUCK” The only point in this creation is to be a complete and total whore bag!

Seriously someone design this they thought about it and instead of immediately going to the nearist church to get satan exersized from them they put it on paper, showed it to some clothing franchize place, and had it made. Mean while us lard ass men are still wearing the fashion  that made Dan Coner so screwable in the show Roseanne. I’m sorry I can’t be nice about this. Because I garuantie with out even teying this first if you type in big and tall in what ever search engine you use the first fasionable non busseness man non dorkey white guy site you will find will be a womens big and tall shop.

And you know what FUCK FAT WOMEN who don’t dress nice because I garuantee for what ever horrible ailement you have there will be 300 shops online that where not desinged by 3rd graders of nice cloaths for women just like you! I would shit bricks if they made the mans verrsion of torrid. So you know what fat women fuck you and the horse you road in on! Guess what you deserve it!

Kris the Blogger

I know that I am way biased in my assumption, but I think John McCain’s Joe the Plumber stratagie is the dumbest thing ever. Lets face it. He is trying to get stupid middle class voters who will over look his tax plan, and the fact that he is keeping the Bush tax cuts to vote for him. Besides the fact that anyone who saw the Joe the Plumber video would have been out of there mind to say that what Obama said to him made since, and besides the fact that after a vetting process that puts McCain’s Palin pick to shame shows that Joe the plumber is full of shit. I mean really is this what gets conservative rowlled up?

You do not make over 200,00 a year. That lamps from wal-mart that phone is 6 bucks and I know this cause I have him. Plus that couch is shitter then mine and I am living on shit...

You do not make over 200,00 a year. That lamps from wal-mart that phone is 6 bucks and I know this cause I have him. Plus that couch is shitter then mine and I am living on shit...

New Rule:

New Rule: Stop hiring scary wal-mart greeters!

Help mommy I can see it with my eyes closed...

Help mommy I can see it with my eyes closed...

Seriously it’s really nice that you hire the bald guy with a scar on his head with yellow eyes, but do you really have to make him the one that gives little kids stickers and stands in the door way welcoming you to the hell that is wal-mart. I already think greeters are the dumbest idea ever. I mean whats the point to get you to come to wal-mart YOU ALREADY THERE. Seriously when I go and attempt to maneuver my way through the labyrinth of restocking items trying to get some paper and come to the long lines of middle age parents whom bring all ten of there spawns of Satans with them, and there is only one fucking checker the last thing I care about is if wal-mart is paying a guy to wear a hat saying that he served at Vietnam, and while we are on the subject whats with the goofy ass hats. Can’t they find something else to show there honer off with. You know a sweater or T-shirt or something. Another thing wal-mart BRING BACK THE BLUE VEST! This Blue T-shirt and pants thing is fucking annoying. I mean really when ever going to wal-mart in a blue polo shirt I can be sure that half the fucking world will ask me where the chips are. I don’t work here fucker, and even if I did your standing in the chips isle.  Seriously what if cops said fuck uniforms for now on we will drive regular cars and wear a tie it would be pretty fucking annoying to get pulled over by the psychotic wal-mart greeter….

Universal healthcare, and the economie…

If you know me you know that I am a pretty big advocate of universal healthiness. I think it is a vital need for America, and I see now that it looks like we will get a large chuck of Democrats into congress, and though Obama is not officially for it I know that a large chuck of Democrats are. So what does this mean? That maybe just maybe we can get this started, however Republicans have turned a disaster into opportunity (don’t everyone gasp at once) and put forth the argument that since the economies is going nuts we have to watch out what we are spending money on.

Now I do agree that there are alot of issues in which we have to hold off on, but to me this is not one of them. I mean if the economies is that bad then just eat your money. Think about it you wouldn’t hold back on, education, police, firemen, or sanitation unless we where SO bad off that it didn’t matter would we? I mean didn’t England instate its health care system sometime almost directly after WWII, and they weren’t like us that just had one major attack on there soil. They where right there in the war. They where directly bombed daily. We a the richist country in the world, but we have to cut back on things like health care?

Okay is it just me?

*Jedi mind trick* You will forget how long it has been since I have posted. Okay, I’m sorry its been awhile, but I will try to get back on it. Today I have one thing I need to say. I refuse to buy books and study for a test in a wieght lifting class in college. Is it just me? Somehow I think this is some trick that the wieght lifting classes use on the college to try to distract you from the fact that this is a class that the only reason people take is to get there athletic credit. I mean really. If I wanted to lift wieghts I would go to a gym. It’s cheeper, and no one grades me on my ability to kid myself that there is any way other then surgery for my lazy ass to get in shape. When I first found out that I was going to do something in a wieghtlifting class other then lift wieghts for an hour I was so suprised. I mean really.

Also I would like to add that thank god for polls or I would be freaking out about Obama. I mean seriously unless the world goes all crazy like it’s preaty guarentied that he has got this in the bag. McCain would have to take all toss up states pluse the majority of the leaning Obama states to win this election. By the way the polls I am currently useing are Real Clear polotics, Gallup, and the Five Thirty Eight dot com one, but I have to say that the last one may be abit biased.

Obama 08'

Obama 08

I saw the movie W. on Friday and I have to say that they did terrible advertising on that movie. I can’t really tell you if it was good or not (I think it was) because the advertisement does the equivalent of advertising a football game for a fishing show. Though I did see two very interesting looking trailers one for Frost/Nixon, and the other one for a movie called Milk.

Also OU sadly lost to Texas, and if I have to see that damn sport illustrated again I will rip out my eyes, and piss on them, but don’t worry there is still hope for the national championship.

Remember me???

Hey guys,

I’m sorry that I haven’t been on and while things have kind of been hectic around here.  I have about a million papers to do.  Figures are all do have the same time again.  Nothing really going on on around here are just off for thanksgiving vacation and I’m so sick of friggin turkey.  Needless to say I was having a high I mean good time.  Yeah I always look forward to the holidays but after living on my own for a while I realize why the hell I get out of their.  Let’s just say that that one point five threw a chair across the room.  I’m not sorry…

Nothing ever conveniently happens in the holidays because of a one time where the government fucks with the world we would probably rise up and slay them.  If I haven’t mentioned it before I will now I have some anger issues.  I am not going to kill anyone or anything like that (though sometimes I question this) it is just something that I struggle with.  Well that’s enough about me.  I find more and more that I am doing a bad impersonation of myself.  We’ll hopefully I will update the war was something interesting this week…