Land mind go booooom!!!!

I was gone for thanksgiving so heres an explosion. Don’t worry no one was killed its just a HOLY SHIT that could have been us moment!!!!

Warning not for children!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay I found this funney i got sent these “sex laws” in a email.

Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.
An erection that shows through a man’s clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, [...]

Coke Pepsi=Waste of time!!!!

Why am I still watching Coke and Pepsi adds on T.V.? If they where to stop advertising tommarow would there be any fluctuation of sales. NOOOOO! We have all drank enough of these drinks to be able to replace the Mississippi as the longest river in the US…..(even though its not the longest)

Okay who the fuck wrote Leviticus?????

I am not asking whether there is a God or not no one will change anyones mind about that by writing a post on the interwebs, but I have read the bible (long ago) but I still read it. What the fuck was God/abraham/Mr. Leviticus on when he wrote this chapter. This is the one [...]

C+ You have gotta be shiting me!!!!!!!

I finally got back my philosophy paper. You know the one I worked on for weeks and weeks and constantly obsessed over the fucking thing. I feel like Ralphie from the X-mas story. I couldn’t believe it I didn’t get a b $a fucking B. This is just one of the latest of my writing [...]

I am are jenuis!!!!!!!!

Well I ran out of those cool dishwashing tabs so being the smart person I am I put in some dish soap….A SHIT LOAD. I am now having a foam party in my 300 sq foot apartment!!!!!!!!

Hmmm maybe we should really think hard about what the president will do with Iran…

Over used sayings…..

After watching two good movies American gangster 30 days of nights, and one horrificly poor and ill thought out movie Saw IV, I was really tired so I set out to go to bed early….couldn’t sleep a wink. My mind kept wondering off to stupid quotes I hear all the time. So I figured I [...]

Everyones a little bit racist….

Okay as you can see from my title Im going to be a little ingnorant in this post but DAMN IT friggian immigrants should learn a little bit about money before they work here. I tried to spend an old 50$ bill at wal-mart they wouldn’t let me since the latin american woman at the [...]

Well thats incoveniet….

Paul Warfield Tibbets Jr died. If you don’t know whom he was and your American SHAME ON YOU. He was the pilot of the Enola gay…..gotta clue yet. He was just you know the biggest mass murder ever, or saver of many lives. Depends on how you look at things. He died Thursday [...]